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I have the blonde version of this lamp but it's nowhere near as bright.

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Rumor has it she's dating the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

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And because I love to torture myself with the smell of food that's not being made, I also picked up Chocolate Chip Cookie. Still looking for Bacon.

Oh, and this is real. I want to hear the Yankee Candle Kid's review.

[via Eat Liver]

Currently available: Wonderful scents like Riding Mower, First Down and Man Town.

No word yet on if or when they plan on releasing "Peaches 'n' Skeet," "Warm Mother's Queef" or "Man Ass."

Though if "Man Town" doesn't smell somewhat similar to "Man Ass," what could it smell like?

[via drinkyourjuice / buy here / context]

If it's good enough for Preston Larsen, it's good enough for me.

Nice indeed!!!!!

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What's the most annoying thing about Jack-O'-Lanterns?

Dealing with the candle.

It's like a terrible game of Operation trying to set that thing inside without getting gross orange pumpkin goo all over your hand.  And trying to light it?  What a pain!  Every November 1st, I find my fingers covered with burns from trying to get a good angle on the wick with those painfully tiny matches… or even worse, a lighter.  What am I supposed to do?  Go out and spend a small fortune on those extra-long, extra-expensive fireplace matches for the rich??  I'm not Bill Gates.

That's why this jack-o'-lantern is amazing.  Look at all that candle access!  No more going through the top hole!  Just set that sucker right inside and reach in to light from the front.

Genius!

I know how I'm carving next year's Halloween pumpkin.

[via Reddit]

May is National Hamburger Month! How will you celebrate? Well, if you're smart you'll celebrate by purchasing this White Castle Shower Curtain.

It's a candle with the "steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America's first fast-food hamburger". Oh, no, wait. That's the White Castle Scented Candle that sold out WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS POST.

I'm improvising by telling you to buy the $50 shower curtain instead. Because the real treat is this…

For a limited time, White Castle air fresheners are being given away to those who spend $25 at the online shop.

You know that meat and onion scent that lingers in your car hours after getting fast food? You can smell that for weeks if you hurry!

Buy now!