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Molly Hates Birthdays

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

Maybe they should quit reminding her how old she is in human years.

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Humpy Halloween!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's sitting on plastic because he pulls out and shoots pumpkin seeds all over the place.

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Your Nuts Smell Like Fall

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2013 at 8:00PM

"Made In USA." Oh, we know.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Slow And Steady

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

I have the blonde version of this lamp but it's nowhere near as bright.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Slow And Steady

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 4:00PM

Rumor has it she's dating the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Hindustan Times/Contributor/Getty Images]

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