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What's awkward is she's only 50.

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Rumor has it she's dating the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

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Hope you're all enjoying your day off! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

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Cake: the titties of childhood.

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Currently available: Wonderful scents like Riding Mower, First Down and Man Town.

No word yet on if or when they plan on releasing "Peaches 'n' Skeet," "Warm Mother's Queef" or "Man Ass."

Though if "Man Town" doesn't smell somewhat similar to "Man Ass," what could it smell like?

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If it's good enough for Preston Larsen, it's good enough for me.

Nice indeed!!!!!

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It's her birthday she can fry if she wants to.

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Here is a great reason to put your old birthday footage on the web for everyone to see: Allowing others to laugh at your pain.

This man learned a valuable lesson: Birthday wishes can come true even before you blow out the candles.

That's why you have to be careful not to think I wish someone would kill me so I don't have to listen to these idiots' horrible singing any longer!

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