What's awkward is she's only 50.
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Here is a great reason to put your old birthday footage on the web for everyone to see: Allowing others to laugh at your pain.
This man learned a valuable lesson: Birthday wishes can come true even before you blow out the candles.
That's why you have to be careful not to think I wish someone would kill me so I don't have to listen to these idiots' horrible singing any longer!
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