Then, man invented the can.
Ever since, man has been like, "WTF? Why can't we get our shit together and get that mutha'-f"in' whiskey in one of those mutha'-f'in' cans!?"
Well, some crazy Panamanian company (Why am I not surprised?) did the very possible, and, for the first time ever, straight whiskey is being sold in a can.
Scottish Spirits who had the audacity to blaze this trail claims that the cans will be "hot picks for any outdoor activities." Though more likely, I believe they will be hot picks for anyone looking to be the first of their friends to shotgun a can of whiskey.
Who's got keys!? I'll puncture the hole! Pi Kappa Alpha rules!
Four Loko is so 2010.
[via The Daily Mail]