cannibalism

She's so passionate when she skips lunch.

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According to the Huffington Post, Penguin Group Australia's publisher is reprinting 7,000 cookbooks over a recipe that calls for "salt and freshly ground black people". The "Pasta Bible" recipe for spelt tagliatelle was supposed to include fresh ground black pepper.

Head of publishing Bob Sessions said he was mortified that this has become an issue but was unsure of why anyone would be offended.

Well, yeah. There's no reason to be offended. It's obviously a typo. OR it's a cookbook for cannibals disguised as a regular cookbook to get it on the shelves! Ahhh!

I wouldn't be surprised if other recipe "typos" called for thinly-sliced children, I mean chicken, wink wink.

Oh, don't get all fake grossed out on me. We've all been there. We've all enjoyed red wine a.k.a. BLOOD! And Tiramisu made of lady fingers a.k.a. LADY FINGERS!

[via HuffPo]