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The carpet matches the drapes, because the drapes are made of carpet.

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Once again, China is taking our Jobs.

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Thank God the line for heaven has 4G. 

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Golden showers bring May flowers.

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Deflowering Lady Gaga was exactly as complicated as I anticipated.

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Doesn't matter how much you puke. You'll never be prettier than your sister.

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Instagramming that shit! #nofilter

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Last time I ask the Whole Foods meat guy for a rack of flaming ribs.

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Yeah, but did you get the milk?

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"No way Nnamdi! The day Lebron wins a championship is the day I smell my own ass while you parade me around the village!"

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