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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

It's Important To Take Pride In Your Work

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

grandpafire

I think he did pretty well considering the only thing he's driven in the last ten years is a Hoveround.

[via The Chive]

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This Kid Is The Talk Of The Cul-de-sac

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

I didn't think it was possible but white kids have ran out of hobbies.

[via The Awesomer]

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car

crazy

jump

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windshield smash

Watch Out For Falling Oldsmobiles

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 13, 2013 at 9:00PM

walmartcrash

I've seen wider things (people) in Wal-Mart aisles.

[via Acid Cow]

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The Anticipation Is Killing Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 12, 2013 at 11:00AM

No lifeguard on duty. Feel free to drown your kids.

[via Videogum]

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It's Still Got That 'Dead-Body-In-The-Trunk' Smell

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

airfresheners

After Car Freshener #370, it may be time for a trade-in.

[via Break]

How To Make 3 Months' Salary Last Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 6, 2013 at 5:00PM

justgotabortion

"Do you, Karen, have unprotected sex with strangers you meet at bars?"
"I do."

[via Izismile]

At Least It's Not Texting And Driving

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 5, 2013 at 10:00PM


He just updated his Facebook status to "I've completely lost my goddamn mind."

[via Hypervocal]

Well How Much Does It Cost?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

besthandjobinthenorth

I'm sure it's great, but nothing beats the best hand job in the South. It comes with a side of grits.

[via The Whatever]

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car

car wash

hand job

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How Much Fun Are Roadtrips?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 24, 2013 at 2:00PM

carpuke

There are only so many Justin Bieber songs he can listen to in a row.

[via Izismile]

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Represent

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

STD4Life

I have gonorrhea, and I don't care who in this dentist's parking lot knows it.

[via Break]

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