car accident

Sorry, my GPS is off. I meant to drive into a Cinnabon.

[via Izismile]

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we find out if this kid is still alive.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Not because he was injured in the accident.  I'm talking about a psychiatric hospital.

[via Break]

When the fuck did the Kool-Aid guy get a car??

We received over two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Paul Quattrini.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

I feel like my morning commute keeps getting worse and worse.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

On a mobile device? Go here.

Why am I not surprised that the guy driving this car doesn't have the best sex life?

[via EPICponyz]

When it was announced earlier this week that plastic surgeon to the stars Dr. Frank Ryan — best know for reconstructing Heidi Montag from the ground up — died in a car accident, it seemed like the world wasn't quite sure how to respond.  Sure, it's sad when someone passes, but this story wasn't filled with much Hollywood intrigue: he drove his car off a cliff… while sober.

But today, things are getting more interesting.  People reports the following:

"[Dr. Frank's ex-girlfriend Charmaine Blake] says Ryan's family was told by investigators that…Tweeting caused the wreck on Monday."

If that's true, this case would mark the first celebrity death by tweeting.

It's just the break every middle school principal has been waiting for: a horror story on the dangers of tweeting.

Think using Twitter is just a fun hobby?  You could be wrong… Dead wrong.

I could be good at this fear-mongering thing…

[via Dlisted]

They're going to have to rename Pinky and the Brain to something else.

[via Fork Party]