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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Gingers Have Souls (above)
• We found out what Daniel will be wearing
• A guy made a corny invention
• Someone got front row seats to a car chase
• We watched an assassination attempt in this week's Video Breakdown
• We had some Porch Time With Mema
• Daniel introduced us to Sports or Consequences
• And Daniel partook in some Textual Harassment.

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

[via Izismile]

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

Must be embarrassing to have a mother so open about being Canadian.

[via Break]

Dude. That was supposed to be Tonya's present.

[via Izismile]

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

[via Izismile]

Can't wait to buy my first car so I can take it home and eat soup off of it.

[via The Clearly Dope]

(I'm kidding. He only fucks cars.)

[via YouTube]

Similarly, I own a replacement foreskin that says "Not Jewish."

[via Izismile]

Justin Theroux is being held hostage in there.

[via TCD]