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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Great Handwriting, Sweetheart!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

Your mom loves you too, Sally. That's Mrs. Jenson's car and she's a total bitch.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

car

cute

heart

I

key

keyed

love

mom

sweet

vandalism

That Was A Close One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

Tags: 

accident

airbag

beauty

blush

bronzer

car

car accident

lipstick

make-up

makeup

rouge

Move Over, HJ Mom

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

Must be embarrassing to have a mother so open about being Canadian.

[via Break]

Tags: 

bj

bj mom

blow job

canada

canadian

car

license plate

ontario

'Nah, I Don't Need A Ride. See You Soon.'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 1:00PM

Dude. That was supposed to be Tonya's present.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

car

driving

guy

pink

ride

Sorry Honey, All The Other Vanity Plates Were Taken

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

[via Izismile]

Guys, I'm On The New Cover Of 'Sad Teens Monthly'!

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Can't wait to buy my first car so I can take it home and eat soup off of it.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

beer

bowl

bowls

car

cars

eating

guy

sad

soup

teen

Your Mom Is Like The Town Car. This Guy F*cks Her.

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

(I'm kidding. He only fucks cars.)

[via YouTube]

Whatever You Say, Buddy

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 9, 2012 at 11:00AM

Similarly, I own a replacement foreskin that says "Not Jewish."

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

beetle

car

gay

not gay

parking lot

volkswagen

yellow

Stop That Van

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 12:00PM

Justin Theroux is being held hostage in there.

[via TCD]

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