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WARNING!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2012 at 12:00PM

They could cut your achilles, then rob and murder you.

[via BuzzFeed]

Tags: 

achilles

car

penguins

sign

under

warning

wtf

Riding On Cars Doggy Style With Boys

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2012 at 5:00PM

Khakis are the official legwear of dry humping your twin on top of a moving vehicle.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

boys

brothers

car

catcher

doggy

driving

khakis

pitcher

Sex

style

top

twins

Happy Family

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 25, 2012 at 2:00PM

Taking our kids on vacation is way more fun than taking your kids on vacation.

[via BIOTV]

Tags: 

car

decal

family

money

no kids

sticker

The Problem With Family Car Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2012 at 3:00PM

Maybe if you were open to more positions there wouldn't be an open position, prude.

[via The Viral Trend]

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car

decals

family

LOL

open

position

prude

stickers

Hey, Check Out This Big Ol' Elephant Penis

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

[via Reddit]

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big

Bitch

car

couple

elephant

fight

huge

paul

penis

Sex

trunk

Tuesday's Web Redemption: Bubb Rubb

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 6:00PM

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Internet legend Bubb Rubb stops by to make the whistles go woo woo!

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

Your Hood Ornament Is Breathing

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 4:00PM

Whoever said Ferraris aren't family cars was clearly fucking wrong.

[via izismile]

Tags: 

baby

car

carseat

ferrari

kid

safe

This Guy's Impression of Dubstep Sounds Exactly Like Dubstep

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 27, 2012 at 2:00PM

The sound of him rear-ending another car will just add to the melody.

[TommyLaser]

Tags: 

beatbox

car

dubstep

impression

music

Definitely Not A Body

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 26, 2012 at 11:00AM

It's more effective than their "No Hitchhikers" bumper sticker.

[via izismile]

Tags: 

body

car

dead body

roof

trash bag

wtf

Optimus Pwime

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 25, 2012 at 11:00AM

Nothing Michael Bay ever does will be better than this GIF.

[via Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

awesome

car

costume

cute

kid

transformers

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