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Laugh it off then take your friend's car to the autobody shop.
[via The DW]
Khakis are the official legwear of dry humping your twin on top of a moving vehicle.
[via Uber Humor]
Taking our kids on vacation is way more fun than taking your kids on vacation.
Maybe if you were open to more positions there wouldn't be an open position, prude.
[via The Viral Trend]
Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?
Whoever said Ferraris aren't family cars was clearly fucking wrong.
The sound of him rear-ending another car will just add to the melody.
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