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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Nirvana Makes for a Good Wake-Up Call

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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breed

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Get Your Hand on Your Car Horn

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

Can't honk.  Too busy fucking.

[via leslieleslie]

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bumper sticker

car

fuck

honk

like to fuck

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Your Ex-Girlfriend's Favorite News Station

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Fair and balanced is not that bitch's style.

[via izismile]

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ABC News

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It's Friday

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 4, 2012 at 11:00AM

Met my giant black dildo of the week quota just in time.

[via IMNS]

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Public Transportation Sucks

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 20, 2012 at 5:00PM

And ends with us.

[via EatLiver]

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bus

bus ad

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Everyone Should Thank This Man

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 20, 2012 at 11:00AM

Hopefully "someone like you" drives something way cooler than a PT Cruiser.

[via BIOTV]

Back Away from the Drive-Thru

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2012 at 10:00AM

"I don't see what the problem is?  I can still fit my arm through the window, can't I??"

[via IAB]

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arm

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This Is Why You Don't Try to Reenact the Kid Car Breakdown

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

It's only worth the risk if you're trying to cross the border.

[via Reddit]

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car

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Unity

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

I have a dream that one day little black boys and little white boys will come together to tell you to go fuck yourself.

We truly live in remarkable times.

[via IAB]

Do Not Impound

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 9, 2012 at 11:00AM

Same goes for his girlfriend. But at least she's running!

ZING.

[via reddit]

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