car

I assume your kid is not an honor student then.

[via IHC]

Much funnier than my 1996 Toyota Supra Mario Bros.

[via Reddit]

Woah, woah, woah. I have Malibu Barbie, Veteranarian Barbie, News Anchor Barbie, Dancing With The Stars Barbie, Grace Kelly Barbie, Exercise Barbie, Lifeguard Barbie, and about 50 others. But I don't have Cute Vagina Barbie!

Unless that's Paris Hilton Barbie. Because I do have that one.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Because your lap is too busy holding your fat rolls.

[via The Chive]

Utah! Get me two (cars).

[see more, via BIOTV]

This Christmas the government gave me the gift of a suspended license.

[via Not Safe for Human Consumption]

As in, nowhere near this guy.

[via aliab]

Who invited Chris Brown to the snow ball fight?

[via The Chive]

That's embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as the 'My daughter did this' sign he makes her boyfriend wear.

[via izismile]

Only one person suggested a Fan Favorite last week.

Some might say it was because last week was a slow week with the Thanksgiving holiday and all.

But I'd like to believe it's because everyone else saw Matt's suggestion and realized that the Jersey Guys video was the way to go.

ARE YOU READYYYYYYYY1? indeed.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!