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Okay There Are Officially Too Many Card Sections

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

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I assume the inside says, "I'm here for you while you eat more/do less drugs."

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This February 14th…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 10:00AM

Remember to stay sexy.

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Who Says Romance Is Dead?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 5:00PM

The best kind of cards, are index cards.

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A Little Christmas in July

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

Hopefully his present was ten years of therapy.

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An Effective Business Card

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Hi, David.  I'm calling to let you know you like awful music."

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Happy Valentine's Day from an Unintentionally Creepy Kid

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Ha.  You think we're lucky we're alive?  Let's just say you should be thankful we didn't realize our state had banned late-term abortions."

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Send This Card To Your Pregnant Friends

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 14, 2011 at 2:00PM

You don't want to be friends with them once they have a bunch of stupid babies anyway.

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I'm Sure Your Christmas Card Won't Offend Anyone

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 13, 2011 at 5:00PM

Nothing could be as bad as last year's reenactment of the crucifixion.

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Family Game Night Still Sucks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 5, 2011 at 12:00PM

I prefer Scattergories where you can use the word "CUNT" for 12 answers at a time.

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Trick or Taint?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 4, 2011 at 5:00PM

From the new line of Hallmark cards inspired by Ace Ventura!

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