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Rough day? Problem solved.

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Johnny (and all 14 of you who liked his suggestion), I hate to break it to you, but we've already used "Two Girls, One Bowl" (as it's officially called) as a Fan Favorite.

Luckily, however, you have two things working in your favor:

1. Every other suggestion from last week's comments was also already used.
2. Carly came to visit New York a couple weeks ago and she didn't bring me shit!

So here you go.  Two Girls, One Bowl.

Maybe this will teach her that polite coworkers bring a gift.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It's amazing what we can do when we don't have that damn television show holding us back. #SpringBreak

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Not only did I molest your ears with this music and your eyes with these nipples, I also called what is clearly a recorder a flute. And so this Flute Tribute To Sting wins as my worst post of 2011.

I've got pages and pages of honorable mentions. Banana driving a car, Antoine Dodson dancing topless for four minutes, this guy yelling at trucks, our in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands, and most of what I posted this past month came close to nabbing the top spot.

Imagine if your work was permanently published online. There would be some regrettable moments.

But, hey, I did save you guys from this! So overall I'd say the year was a success.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

One of my favorite things online this year was Nightmares Fear Factory's photostream. While looking through pages and pages of these priceless pictures I noticed a theme. And so the post People Pulling Other People's Shirts at the Scariest Part of a Haunted House was born.

If at least one of these isn't framed in front of your toilet you're really missing out.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

I don't feel the need to explain myself here. "You Look Just Like Your Mother…I know. Fuck." is clearly the best picture that has ever been posted on this, or any, blog.

Of course like any good parent I have my one favorite child and then it's a tie between the rest of them. The girl with the very long penis, the guy who stabbed someone in the middle of a haircut, and the badass mofo with a pet bunny all hold a special place in my heart.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Mike and I post a lot of dirty, horrifying, and disgusting shit on here. Because that's what you people like. Dirty, horrifying, disgusting shit. But back in March I took a chance on a baby video and it turned out that you guys are a bunch of softies.

I won't tell Daniel.

Of course you don't want too many posts tagged "adorable". I get that. But every once in a while it's nice to take a break from the racism and the puke and the broken bones to laugh at a baby laughing at ripped paper. Who, judging by the pillow in the background, might have just been high.

Good times.

And now we return to your regularly scheduled racism.

If you've seen this movie, you're lame.

Love, Mike and Carly

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hey Dirk!  I haven't seen Mark around recently, but if I see him, I'll make sure he gets your message.

Oh, and happy holidays!

Oh, and F U!

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Look, Erica, here's the thing: Carly and I don't make the Internet.  We just  search it to try and find stuff we think you guys will enjoy.

So if the blog suddenly gets more or — on very rare occasions — less funny, that's not our fault.  It means that the people who do make the Internet aren't as funny as they have been.

Plus we've kinda been on Christmas break.

And we've definitely stopped trying.