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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Portable Potty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

Portable Potty

I hate when Dad drives me to school. His car is SO shitty.

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Well, This Is Awkward

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

coffinhighway

Susan's last will and testament: "I want to fuck up everyone's commute."

[via Break]

Hey Katie, Need Me To Pull Over?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 29, 2013 at 6:00PM

carpuke

Two things that don't mix: white cars and alcoholic friends.

[via Break]

I Wonder How Much Child Support This Cost

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 22, 2013 at 6:00PM

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This really puts my Sally Jesse RAV-4-el to shame.

[via The Clearly Dope]

You Fellas Drive A Hard Bargain

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

freewater

Tell ya what: throw in a couple Capri-Suns and you've got yourselves a deal.

[via Izismile]

April Fools! This Car Is Black

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 1, 2013 at 2:00PM

This must be one of those chocolate Hannukah cars. Mmmm…

[via Break]

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I Can See Your Vagina

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

Guess I should've just told you instead of opening this towing company.

[via The Chive]

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OK, Too Literal

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 11, 2013 at 6:00PM

"I know my car is fancy, but deep down I'm actually a really humble turd of a human being."

[via The Clearly Dope]

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Guys, I'm On The New Cover Of 'Sad Teens Monthly'!

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Can't wait to buy my first car so I can take it home and eat soup off of it.

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