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This is not what I meant when I said, "Go to the store and bathe Anthony."

[via The Chive]

"Fine, you can sit on the soda. But you have to hold the eggs and bread."

[via AcidCow]

Crushing your kid in a shopping cart is one thing, but buying Shasta cola?? You're a monster.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Last time I ask the Whole Foods meat guy for a rack of flaming ribs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Meadows.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Yeah, but did you get the milk?

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Now 20% bigger than other leading children.

[via Clearly Dope]

"Alright, 200 cans of grape soda and one can of DIET grape soda for that crazy white boy."

[via Reddit]

If you're looking for a bra, go to aisle 7. And then walk past it into the warehouse where we keep the forklifts.

[via izismile]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Michael Jackson Crepe Maker." You don't have to watch the whole video to get the point: It's a guy making crepes like Michael Jackson.  So don't watch the whole video and say, "Where was the funny part, asshole?"  I'm giving you MJ here.  That's comedic gold.  Don't complain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Dan Haff with his title, "Best way to get inside anything is to just pound it until the hole is big enough."  Yikes.  I don't want to have to go into why this is funny.  Yikes.  Congratulations, Dan!!