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"It's gonna be as cold as your heart tonight, Nicole."

"As long as it's not as dry as your vagina, Carol."

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"Thank God It's A Cat Licking A Vacuum Cleaner."

[via College Humor]

To-Do List:
a) Drag Cat To Mall
b) Get Wetzel's Pretzel
c) Spend Rest Of Life Alone

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A baby with adult legs!

The Wizard Of Oz starring a puppy!

A cat humping a Muppet!

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A little something for our readers who fantasize about fucking cats. (We're looking at you, Charles Logan Taft!)

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To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Right?? Like, lizards are NOT affectionate.

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I'm Jewish but you don't see me dressing up as a bank. (Unless it's Purim of course.)

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Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.

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