Cat Fights And Weather: At Eleven
"It's gonna be as cold as your heart tonight, Nicole."
"As long as it's not as dry as your vagina, Carol."
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"It's gonna be as cold as your heart tonight, Nicole."
"As long as it's not as dry as your vagina, Carol."
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A little something for our readers who fantasize about fucking cats. (We're looking at you, Charles Logan Taft!)
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To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.
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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
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I'm Jewish but you don't see me dressing up as a bank. (Unless it's Purim of course.)
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Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
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