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It's time we take a stand against any Facebook profile picture that isn't a unicorn petting a cat.

Change begins right now.

We're like the Tea Party! Except with a much greater purpose.

[pic via PIU]

I know many of you hate when I post things with cats.

But you should like this cat.

He likes you!  …a LOT.

[via I Am Bored]

Hey, cat!  You suck at Duck Hunt!

Get a real job!

However, I gotta say, this is the first time in my 24 years of seeing this game where the dog laughing actually makes sense.

[via Reddit]

A young macaque monkey living in a park in Bali was spotted protectively holding and grooming a kitten he "adopted" from the wild.

What the photographer failed to capture was a portrait of the whole family. After I found out interspecies adoptions were legal in Indonesia, I adopted the monkey that adopted the kitten.

Most of you guys know this isn't the first time I've done a good animal deed.

And it probably won't be the last.

Check out another picture of my kids and I after the jump!

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"Oh my god, I am so hungover!  Just leave me right here, brah."

[via Reddit]

Don't blame the cat.  He's just mimicking what you usually do when you're sitting on that futon with that laptop.

You!  He learned it by watching you!

[via Julia Segal]

I think this video says a lot more about the girl dancing than it does about the cat.

Felines swat at things. What's her excuse?

For instance, that kitten is definitely not black.

Um… What else?

[via CollegeHumor]

Last Wednesday, I wrote a post entitled "Things on Top of Other Things: It Ends Here."

And, I did; I thought it ended there.

But obviously I didn't foresee the amazing outpouring of support I would get from you, the fans!  Fans like Noah Smolian who wrote:

Mother Fucking Faggot Fucking Bastard piece of monkey shit homo turtle loving animal on animal cunt. GO dig a ditch and toss yourself into. I cant believe tosh OK'ed another one of your worthless posts on his blog. Stop wasting our time and my keystrokes reprimanding you Pomranz. Grow up.

Titties!

Okay, Noah.  Just for you… One more…

You can send your appreciative emails to dontfuckwithme@mikepomranz.com.

…would not be enough.

[via The Chive]