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This lady is very afraid of cats.

"He's just staring at me." "Oh my God, they're on both sides of me." "It's a paw sticking out." These are among my favorite quotes from this clip of My Extreme Animal Phobia, your new second favorite television show.

Later in the episode they showed her the World Wide Web. May she rest in peace.

[via Videogum]

"Ooh!  It matches my bedspread!" – a fucking insane person

[via Happy Place]

Yes, that's all well and good for me, but what did you get for the cat??

[via Reddit]

"Then if the painting doesn't sell again, I add a cat riding chandelier. And if the painting still doesn't sell, I give the cats handlebar mustaches. And that usually does the trick."

[via Blame It On The Voices]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Someone created a Keyboard Cat toy!

Now if only he could create a time machine to go back 2 years to when people might actually have wanted one of these.

[via The Daily What]

Alright.  Fair enough, Talking Cat.  But do you think I should give up amphetamines?

[via Viral Viral Videos]

You fucking tell me, human. You're the one with money and arms and legs and a car and the ability to drive and a sense of direction and the ability to read street signs and speak to order food. So you fucking tell me. Do you want KFC? Because I sure as hell do but it's not like I can do much more than stare at the TV and then back at you to get my point across.

I mean, meow. (That's a yes.)

[via The Clearly Dope]

Now if this place would just shove all their other cats into boxes, they might finally solve their cat problem.

[via The Daily What]

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is?WHAT THE FU?oh, it's just my reflection.

[via The DW, Previously: Thriller Cat]