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FRIEND #1: What'd you do last night?

FRIEND #2: I beat up two pussies at the same time.  You?

FRIEND #1: I made a video for YouTube called "slap a cat!"

FRIEND #2: That sounds fun.

FRIEND #1: Wait, wasn't my wife at your house last night?

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Hey Mike!

You're a stupid fucking human, you made this video

You wrote a song about a cat

Because all you do all day is watch me play

Now how fucking stupid is that?

Love, Your Cat

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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is?oh never mind, that's just the vacuum.

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I'll be impressed when they play "Knife or Banana".

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Last Friday, we showed you "Cat Bongos" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites (sorry — they can't all be pussy jokes) and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Talking cats in Potter glasses! Someone get me my fainting couch!

The newest and last installment of Harry Potter comes out today. In case you don't exactly remember the details of the orphan's life to date, these cats will help you brush up on things.

You can add cats to anything and the Internet will automatically love it. It's the opposite of what happens when you add Ashton Kutcher to things.

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This video is called "Cat Bongos."  Think torturing an innocent cat by forcing it to play the bongos is funny?  Well you'll think it's even funnier with a funny title!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

You guys spoke loud an clear in this week's Rename This Video Vote.  The winner was Mike Kaminski with his title, "I don't know what Heidi Klum sees in him."  It's funny because "Seal" is also the name of a vocalists with a lot of crazy shit on his face.  Congratulations, Mike!

If you looked up the definition of "pussy whipped" in the video dictionary…

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If it's not already in the works someone should make a movie called Austin Meowers. Can't be any worse than the other three.

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Nyan Cat has fallen on tough times.  Like many who suddenly have the spotlight of fame thrust upon them, he quickly found himself getting in with the wrong crowd and making poor decisions.

The footage above shows Nyan Cat moments before being apprehended by U.S. Border Patrol attempting to smuggle drugs into the United States.

Apparently what gave him away was the large stream of psychedelic material following him, as well as the fact that he is made out of a taco.

This will be my last Nyan Cat post as he'll be spending the remainder of his short cat life in a federal penitentiary.

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