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Yeah, it's cute until his pet lion tries to walk across his laptop keyboard. Damn 400 pound animal! You're not a kitten anymore!

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It's hard to have a bad morning when you wake up to a kitten playing an invisible harp.

This is your new alarm clock.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

I put a lot of gross shit on the blog. See evidence here, here, and here. Oh, God, and here.

But none of that stuff compares to this.

I apologize in advance if you're eating. Especially if you're eating cat.

He'll be flyin' once the other cat comes back to work the pedals.

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Here it is…  The most popular video of the past week.  17 million views in 7 days.

Why so popular?

If you guessed "Because people would rather watch cat videos on the Internet than have to spend time with their own human children," you're correct.

[via The Internet]

Is this cat awesome because we love it or do we love it because its awesome?

Both.

[via The DW]

Next time be more specific. Love, The Cat

[via Stuff]

It's Friday afternoon. So I assume all you really want is a short cat video with equal parts adorableness and terrible sound effects.

Here ya go. Thank me later.

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I hear your tequila-slurred speech loud and clear: You want more dumb Cinco de Mayo videos.

Well, here's your last one!  (Unless Carly also plans on phoning in all her posts.)

After Margarita Drinking Wiener Dog, you're probably thinking, What's left to show us?  A cat doing the Mexican hat dance??

You're damn right a cat doing the Mexican hat dance!

The world is a magical place.  Now stop staring at your computer and go get drunk in it.

[via Best Week Ever]

Two Fridays ago, we hosted a Nyan Cat Party here on the Tosh.0 blog.

For some reason — which I can only assume is a loose form of insanity — over a thousand of you liked that post.

So I think you guys might really like this video of a girl dressed as Nyan Cat playing the Nyan Cat song on the violin.

HOW DO I MARRY A GIRL I'VE JUST SEEN ON THE INTERNET???

[via The Daily What]