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Supposedly, UnhearIt.com is the perfect site to visit if you have a song stuck in your head and want to get it out.

How do they do it?  Well, they play another "equally catchy" song to replace it.

Um, brilliant idea… in theory.  But I'm not sure having "Tubthumping" stuck in my head is really any improvement in "unhearing" a song.  It's kind of like attempting to cure brain cancer by chopping off your head.

Or like attempting to cure brain cancer by forcing you to listen to "Tubthumping" repeatedly until you blow your tumor out with a shotgun.

[via Reddit]

Mike Weinstein is running for Representative of which state? You only get one guess…

Did you guess Florida??? If so, you're correct! You win a lifetime supply of orange juice! Woohoo!

Having been spawned in the lovely state of Florida I can confidently say this video does a poor job of "representing" its residents.

I had trouble selling Girl Scouts cookies in my town because all of my neighbors were diabetic. And none of them were nice enough to just buy a box to make me happy. But they were nice enough to call the cops when they thought there were too many cars in my driveway. Anyway, my point is: it's all old people.

I don't mind the catchy tune but I do mind the implication that Mike Weinstein's constituency is made up of High School Musical cast members.

You can?t dance like that after hip replacement surgery. Trust me, I?ve spent time at the Naples Elks Lodge.

[via College Humor]

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Don't be fooled by this guy's glasses or his cell phone clip or the fact that he dresses like a youth pastor  ? he's actually a bad ass.

Sure, his song is simple and he resembles a mix of Tay Zonday and Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. But he knows what we wants. And he's not afraid to tell us about it.

I guarantee you will be singing this song all day. Good thing you love big booty bitches too! Otherwise that would get awkward.

Three hundred pounds, oh!

[via The DW]