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As They Say, "TGICLVC"

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 19, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Thank God It's A Cat Licking A Vacuum Cleaner."

[via College Humor]thumbcatvac

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Don't You Like Crowded Public Places, Mr. Whiskers?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

catmall

To-Do List:
a) Drag Cat To Mall
b) Get Wetzel's Pretzel
c) Spend Rest Of Life Alone

[via Acid Cow]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 8, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Picture is Unrelated]

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WTFriday

#pics

Way To Reinforce Your Own Stereotype

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

I'm Jewish but you don't see me dressing up as a bank. (Unless it's Purim of course.)

[via Izismile]

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stereotype

#pics

Hey Look, It's Cookie Monster's Estranged Cousin

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is it me or are some people SUPER intense about their cats?

[via I Am Bored]

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super intense

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tattoo

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tattoos

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wtf

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God Bless A-meow-rica

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

When you love your country almost as much as you hate your cat.

[via The Chive]

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patriotic cat

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red white and blue cat

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usa cat

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America, We Have Heard Your Cries

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 5:00PM

"I pet my cat once in 1998. Isn't that enough?!"

[via I Am Bored]

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petpetter

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pets

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petting

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products

#pics

Who Says Americans Waste Food?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 25, 2012 at 11:00AM

Why buy a homeless guy a meal when your cat can have a degrading costume.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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I Don't Know What You Guys Are Selling But I'll Take Three

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

I knew that's what vaginas looked like.

[via Imgur]

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Gettin' Things Done

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

Tell this cat to stop stealing my signature move.

[Via The Chive]

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