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Asshole Cat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

You're the first cat. 2012 is the second cat.

Welcome to the new year.

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2012

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cat

cats

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A Chair Only the Internet Could Love

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 22, 2011 at 1:00PM

"Ooh!  It matches my bedspread!" – a fucking insane person

[via Happy Place]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 18, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 14, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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cat

cats

hi

music

oh hai

oh hi

songs

wtf

Hungry Cats Are Annoying Cats

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 12, 2011 at 1:00PM

I know a lot of you hate cat videos.  You think cat videos are annoying.

And so I present to you this video.  Is this video annoying??

I rest my case …in favor of euthanizing cats.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Should We Make Today an All Cat Day on the Blog?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 30, 2011 at 10:00AM

Alright.  Fair enough, Talking Cat.  But do you think I should give up amphetamines?

[via Viral Viral Videos]

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I Found the Perfect 2012 Calendar for You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 1, 2011 at 3:00PM

Some people predict the world is going to end in December 2012… which is fine by me because once this calendar runs out of new photos of hot dudes and cute kittens I'll have no reason to live anymore.

[via Tumblr / buy it at Calendars.com]

This Cat Is a Dick

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 31, 2011 at 10:00AM

Now if this place would just shove all their other cats into boxes, they might finally solve their cat problem.

[via The Daily What]

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box

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How To Properly Conceal Alcohol In Your Facebook Pictures

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 18, 2011 at 11:00AM

Are all of your Facebook pictures riddled with beer bottles and red cups? Well this blog has the perfect solution. Cats.

No one will know that what you're drinking isn't actually a cat! Not your parents or your employer or your youth pastor. They'll be just as fooled as they were that time you Photoshopped your head on Ryan Reynold's body!

"Wow, honey, I didn't know you joined a gym." ?Your Mom

[Standard Madness via reddit]

Slap That Cat!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

FRIEND #1: What'd you do last night?

FRIEND #2: I beat up two pussies at the same time.  You?

FRIEND #1: I made a video for YouTube called "slap a cat!"

FRIEND #2: That sounds fun.

FRIEND #1: Wait, wasn't my wife at your house last night?

[via Say OMG]

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