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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

The Top 100 Videos of 2010?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 13, 2010 at 3:00PM

Gawker compiled the top 100 viral videos of 2010. In under 3 minutes you can get a year's worth of pranks, cats, dancing, bloopers?and even some Daniel Tosh!

The "Top 100" is clearly very subjective. But from a completely objective standpoint, I'm sure you'd agree they missed at least 99 clips from season 2 of Tosh.0.

[Gawker via LiveLeak]

Happy Hanukkah Cat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 1, 2010 at 4:00PM

The sun is setting here on the east coast meaning Hanukkah is finally upon us.  And by "us," I mean "Jews."  Hanukkah is upon Jews.

Last year, I posted the Happy Hanukkah Dogs.

People didn't seem to love the Happy Hanukkah Dogs.

So this year, I'm going to do much better…  Happy Hanukkah Cat!  Cats are more Internet-y than dogs anyway.  Plus it's a little known fact that all cats are secretly Jewish.

Happy Hanukkah!

P.S.  If for some reason you want more Hanukkah Cats, there are plenty more where I found the one above on BuzzFeed.

You Waited Four Days For This?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 29, 2010 at 11:00AM

The long holiday weekend is over and we're back on our grind.

You know what that means…  Back on the Internet…  Back to cat videos…

But honestly, what did you expect people to do with all that free time they just had?  Of course they are going to overdub voices on top of classic cat videos.

[via The Daily What]

If Only Shakespeare Could See Us Now

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 18, 2010 at 1:00PM

He'd say something like, "O, fuck."

[via i-a-b]

Screw Kittens

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2010 at 2:00PM

Today, I make a promise to you…

I will post every video I come across of kittens being shot with laser beams on this blog.

There's a whole backstory to this video that helps it make more sense, but you don't want to read all that.  You just want to see the kittens being shot with laser beams.  Godspeed.

[via CollegeHumor]

Well, The Cats Out Of The Box

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 25, 2010 at 3:00PM

(Oh, God. Someone blow up that headline.)

Bomb squads in Florida have been very busy in the past few months. First, they blew up a toy pony that was left near an elementary school in Orlando and now they're after boxes of kittens.

It seems strange to me that Butterscotch the Pony had to be detonated while a duct-taped package left at the door of a Social Security office was simply opened by a guy in a spacesuit.

In the things that look threatening contest, I'd choose the taped-up white box outside a government building over the toy pony in a cul-de-sac any day.

But what do I know? I only saw The Hurt Locker once and the disc kept skipping.

[via Dlisted]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 15, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Tags: 

cat

cat crack

cats

crack

music

music video

songs

wtf

Here Are Some Creepy Cats

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 7, 2010 at 12:00PM

Good luck trying to fall back asleep!

What?  It's noon?  Shit, I just woke up.  I was up all night watching The Shining.

Oh wait…  Turns out those cats are Photoshopped.  Damn, my eyes are still blurry.

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

cats

creepy

photoshop

redrum

stare

The Shining

twins

Turtles Gone Wild

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 22, 2010 at 4:00PM

Many of you have come to me and said, "Mike, you post a ton of turtle videos on the blog, but the turtles are never kicking any ass.  What's up with that??  Where are all the videos of turtles kicking ass?!?"

Well, here you go.  A turtle totally kicking ass.

Now some of you might say, "Mike, I'm pretty sure that is a fucking tortoise, you animal loving freak."

To which I reply: Please refrain from cursing or I'll have no choice but to sic my attack turtle on you.

[via Cynical-C]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 17, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Tags: 

boys

cats

choir

choir boys

meow

music

singing

wtf

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