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Finally! I'm so tired of fucking Stevie Wonder's nostril.

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Booze: the only thing that dulls the pain of not owning a Mac.

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On Sunday, you watched the world premiere of Daniel Tosh's Happy Thoughts.  Or maybe you missed it.  Doesn't matter now.  That's in the past.  Here's the present: Happy Thoughts is now available to own!

Purchase the extended and uncensored Happy Thoughts DVD and CD with exclusive material not seen during the Comedy Central airing.  Or get it immediately by downloading either the audio or video version on iTunes.

The DVD also has over 60 minutes of bonus features including a behind-the-scenes look at your favorite Daniel Tosh-related television show, Tosh.0!  Is there anything better than watching someone else work in their office!?  Probably, but it's a DVD extra: What do you want?

Here are the links:

• Buy Happy Thoughts on DVD or CD
• Download the Happy Thoughts DVD on iTunes
• Download the Happy Thoughts CD on iTunes

Now go get it!  My paycheck isn't going to pay for itself!

Do not, I repeat DO NOT, tell her about the invention of the iPod.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

This week we have a celebrity guest on "What You're Saying About Tosh.0": Pop music icon, John Mayer!

Apparently, John thinks we have a "FUNNY show."  But how do we know if that's actually him talking or if it's his "white supremacist dick"?  I don't know if we want to take an endorsement from a racist penis?  Is it racist??

And the timing on this is a little suspicious.  Just because the Phillies Fan's Daughter knew to throw your CD back in last week's episode doesn't mean you need to start kissing our ass.  Daniel just tossed her the CD; the rest was her choice.  It's not our fault she has amazing musical tastes for a four year old.

But we appreciate you endorsing our show to your 3 million plus followers …four days after we go on break.  Maybe you can do us a solid and retweet this in about 10 weeks?  Maybe include a link to the blog??  Thaaaanks.

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on June 2nd at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Yes, Daniel unofficially broke the news a couple weeks ago on Twitter, but now it's official: Tosh.0 is coming back for a 2nd season on January 13th, 2010.

But not only that, 2010 is practically the year of Tosh as Comedy Central  announced earlier today that "the network has signed Tosh to shoot an original one-hour stand-up special to be subsequently released with extended material on DVD and CD and a national stand-up tour."

Holy crap!  Is that enough Tosh for you?

Here's what our friends over at the CC Insider Blog had to say about the developments:

Clearly, 20Tosh is going to be one of the Toshiest years ever here at Toshedy Toshtral.

"Daniel is extremely talented, incredibly funny and a perfect fit for our audience," said [Comedy Central President Michele] Ganeless. "We?re excited about the new season of 'Tosh.0' and look forward to showcasing him on all these platforms."

"COMEDY CENTRAL is making all my dreams come true, now if they could just cure my disease? technically it's more of an infection," said Tosh.

Be sure to tune into the season two premiere of Tosh.0 on January 13 at 10:30pm / 9:30c. In the meantime, the Tosh.0 blog continues to churn out new posts.

Yes.  Definitely check out that Tosh.0 blog thing, whatever that is…