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Tiny A**hole Inconvenienced By Weather Delays

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 29, 2010 at 10:00AM

Cecilia Cassini shit a golden egg after seeing Alexander Wright's on-air interview.

It takes her at least 15 seconds to say something intolerably obnoxious. But this child of the underworld found a way to be the worst kid ever in under 10.

Like, omigod, Cecilia, stop him! He's stealing your spotlight and using it to sun his back!

[via The DW]

11 Year-Old Designer Is Still Terrible

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 15, 2010 at 10:00AM

A few weeks ago I shared my motivation behind never having children. Namely, my fear of spawning a child that's anything like 11 year-old fashion designer Cecilia Cassini.

Well, good news! The birth control is back in the limelight! And this time, she's wearing Hammer Pants on her head.

If possible, Cecilia is even more obnoxious in this interview. During the sewing teacher story, my ovaries completely shut down. Just to be on the safe side.

[via The DW]

I'm Never Having Children

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 20, 2010 at 5:00PM

I'm never having children for fear that they will turn out even 1/10th as annoying as this girl.

Seriously, Nate Berkus? I don't care if Cecilia designed a whole line of clothing using three silkworms and a pair of nail clippers. Nothing she'll ever create will be awesome enough to make me want to listen to her talk.

And is there some school for eleven year old assholes now? Because suddenly they're popping up everywhere trying to dress us and convince us not to see Inception.

[via The DW]