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Hey, all six of our female teen fans! I have something to show you!!

Are you sitting down? Do you read this blog standing up? Teens are so weird.

So Zac Efron was at "The Lorax" premiere and guess what fell out of his pocket? A condom! Zefron has so much sex all the time everywhere that he keeps loose rubbers in his pocket! EVEN AT A MOVIE PREMIERE.

That makes sense. Because when you're that good-looking, you never know when you're going to have sex with Taylor Swift. Or Danny DeVito.

[via BWE]

Wait, which one is the overactor?

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Utah! Get me two (cars).

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Guess who's a fan of Tosh.0? The guy who does the voiceover for PUR water filters.

Or maybe he's frightened by the fact that his owner is reading Brides magazine naked.

Probably both.

Do not let that dog near this guy.

[via Buzzfeed]

Is there anything more exciting than a Friday?!

Besides being a rich, famous, good-looking dude on a water slide.

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Charlie Sheen isn't the only insane person in Hollywood. So don't let his media shit show make you forget the crazies that came before him.

This video also serves as next year's Oscar's In Memoriam.

Just kidding. Gary Busey will never die.

[via FilmDrunk]

OMG, you guys. It's Justin Bieber's 17th birthday!!! He is one year away from being legal. AHHHHHHHHHH! Rejoice amongst yourselves.

And what a crazy coincidence that his b-day falls on a show night. Best day ever??? I'd say so.

To celebrate the Biebs' day of birth, we made him this cake. And then we sent our good friend Dexter to cut him it!

Happy birthday Justin!!!

[via EPICponyz]

Return your tux, call off the limo, break up with your girlfriend.

New Year's is cancelled.

According to PopEater, Snooki will no longer descend from the heavens in a giant hamster ball at midnight. An insider claimed there's "no way" the Times Square officials would allow the Snooki ball drop stunt: "You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out."

Well, fuck a duck. I guess 2011 just isn't gonna happen.

When Avatar Tattoo Guy came into our lives, we were all like, "Avatar tattoos? What a weirdo. Those tattoos are THE WORST." But now, well, now we may be eating our words. Because HOLY SHIT.

This guy has a misspelled (and maybe mis-ethnicitized?) tattoo of Shia LaBeouf.

A person who throws hot coffee then runs away is obviously the worst. And so, it follows, that having a tattoo of the worst person makes your tattoo THE WORST.

[via Unique Daily]