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It looks like Richard Simmons just shit on their parade.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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If only streamers could wipe away tears.

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Is it bad that I was kind of hoping we were all gonna blow up and/or melt so I wouldn't have to pay my credit card bill?

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I hope someone took a pic of the action so they can put it up on the fridge.

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Yesterday, I was looking through the Tosh.0 email account like no one ever does when I noticed we had an Evite Invitation.

I'm proud to announce that Tosh.0 was among the exclusive list of 35 invitees for Terrance's Birthday Celebration.

Unfortunately, Terrance, we are still in the offices on November 11th and regrettably will be nowhere near the fine state of Arkansas.

I also regret to inform you that Tosh.0 is not a person, but a television show and typically people don't invite TV shows to birthday parties being that they are essentially intangible.

Regardless, I hope the event is a success and wish you the happiest of birthdays.

As long as you stop sending us Evites.

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Atta boy, Robert. Should we all not celebrate together? Maybe take the day off and go to the beach? Shop some sales. That kind of thing.

On Monday America turns 80! Or something. I never paid attention in History class. Didn't seem worth listening to.

This, on the other hand, is WORTH LISTENING TO.

If American History was just a semester long evaluation of this performance of The Star Spangled Banner, I would reenroll in high school to take that shit again. Also, my high school had great chocolate chip cookies. So that would be a plus.

Home of the free.

[via BWE]

They may take our lives, but they'll never take… OUR FREEDOM!

Oh, and they may also prevent us from buying alcohol on certain days, but when that happens we'll… QUIETLY ACCEPT IT!

Anyway, this is a real sign for a real liquor store in Moore, Oklahoma, where apparently the sale of booze is prohibited on holidays.

This Independence Day, remember to be thankful for America, a country where states are free to pass whatever dumb laws they want and we are free to choose to live in a different state.

Now which dumb states will let me buy illegal fireworks…

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Some guy in Virginia (South Carolina? Arkansas, maybe?) took to his four wheeler to celebrate yesterday.

We can only assume he's rejoicing over this weekend's big news.

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OMG, you guys. It's Justin Bieber's 17th birthday!!! He is one year away from being legal. AHHHHHHHHHH! Rejoice amongst yourselves.

And what a crazy coincidence that his b-day falls on a show night. Best day ever??? I'd say so.

To celebrate the Biebs' day of birth, we made him this cake. And then we sent our good friend Dexter to cut him it!

Happy birthday Justin!!!

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