celebration

I hope someone took a pic of the action so they can put it up on the fridge.

[via Cherry Plucker]

I want a pink piece! I want a pink piece!

[via Izismile]

Yesterday marked the 3rd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!

Our first post was on May 13th, 2009.  Since that time, we've published 7,718 posts, and boy do they just keep getting funnier and funnier.

But of all the post, none are as special as the annual "It's Our Anniversary" post.  Because that's the post where I don't have to look for some shitty picture on the Internet.

Most importantly however, a big thanks to all of you for reading.  Without you guys, Carly and I might still have a sense of self-worth.

Yesterday, I was looking through the Tosh.0 email account like no one ever does when I noticed we had an Evite Invitation.

I'm proud to announce that Tosh.0 was among the exclusive list of 35 invitees for Terrance's Birthday Celebration.

Unfortunately, Terrance, we are still in the offices on November 11th and regrettably will be nowhere near the fine state of Arkansas.

I also regret to inform you that Tosh.0 is not a person, but a television show and typically people don't invite TV shows to birthday parties being that they are essentially intangible.

Regardless, I hope the event is a success and wish you the happiest of birthdays.

As long as you stop sending us Evites.

You learn something new everyday. Like, today we learned that when Dirk Nowitski sings he sounds like Sloth from The Goonies with a head cold.

Hey, you guuuuuys! We aaaare da chumpeuuns!

[via TBT]

Today marks the 2nd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!

Our first post was on May 13th, 2009.  Since that time, we've published 5,076 posts, each one wearing down our resolve more than the last.

Carly and I celebrated in our weekly meeting with a bottle of moderately-priced Spanish bubbly.  Unfortunately for her, she was being conferenced in via phone.

Her loss really.

In lieu of gifts, feel free to leave grammatically-suspect comments on this post!

And thanks to all of you for making our work possible.  We hope to see you again next year when it will have become apparent that we've officially deferred most of our life's dreams.

Some guy in Virginia (South Carolina? Arkansas, maybe?) took to his four wheeler to celebrate yesterday.

We can only assume he's rejoicing over this weekend's big news.

[via FilmDrunk]

"OK. And if that doesn't fit?"

"Fuck you."

"I'm sure the first one will be fine."

[via EatLiver]

In a pants-off dance-off, everyone wins.

Like a tiny, radiant angel fallen from the sky, Snooki will descend upon Times Square this New Year's Eve. Obviously she'll be inside a sparkly ball.

Your 2011 Halloween costume just created itself.

[via Hollywood Reporter]