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Every day until the next Tuesday Tosh Block, we'll be presenting you with a fresh piece of Tosh.0 trivia. But first, Thursday's answer?
Thursday we asked "Which comedian visited Daniel while he was stuck in an elevator?"
Nearly half of you go this one right.† The answer was "Pauly Shore."
We have two questions left for this week and they are by far our hardest. Question 4 of 5?
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It's been awhile since we featured a single-serving Tumblr blog.
But I like the general premise behind "httFp" — which, as they describe it, is a "collection of Hilarious Tweets addressed by unknown tweeters To Famous People."
I should start one of these called "HTTDT" — "Hilarious Tweets addressed by unknown tweeters To Daniel Tosh."† Except instead of "hilarious," the tweets are better described as "idiotic," and instead of "by unknown tweeters," it's "by all of you."
Don't believe me?† Let's just pick the first one that comes up…
…Tara Reid will find you. And she'll make you brush her hair.
We feel terrible about the fact that tonight's show is a rerun. Terrible! So to make it up to you we're giving you exclusive access to an extended version of last week's If Daniel Fought Celebrities.
Hopefully you can find a way to forgive us for ruining your Wednesday night. They do say that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or is it abstinence? Absinthe? I'm confused.
Anyway, don't miss out on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 next week! It'll probably be worth the wait!
Daniel predicts the outcomes of hypothetical fights against celebrities.
Weigh in on which celebrities you think Daniel can and can't beat up!† Let us know in the comments!
I'm so glad you asked! Well, Macy Gray was there. And Tom Selleck. And of course the stars of the fun summer flick, Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl. And they got all dressed up and posed for photographers and gave fashion tips and SOLVED THE F***ING OIL SPILL CRISIS!
Katherine Heigl told CNN, "I think somebody needs to get in there right away and do what we can to stop it."
Finally celebrities step up with an opinion about something. When the BP Execs get a load of this interview footage they'll be all like, "We should get in there right away and do what we can to stop it."
Support your favorite politicians at the box office. Killers is in theaters today!
According to Stuff,
"The brooding hunk has revealed that after he shot to fame in police thriller L.A. Confidential, he gained a series of new celebrity friends. He became good pals with the late singing superstar and the pair shared a similar sense of humour so often played pranks on each other. Jackson would regularly phone Crowe and try to convince him he was in trouble, much to the actor's amusement.
"A gruff voice would say something was wrong, then this tiny little voice said, ?Don't worry. This is Michael,'" Crowe told GQ magazine."
Wow. I love this news story. There are so many fun things about this news story. I can't decide which part is my favorite.
I really liked the description of Russell Crowe as a "brooding hunk". And I loved finding out that he and Michael Jackson shared a similar sense of humor. Celebrities! They're all friends!
But I think what I enjoyed most was the prank itself. In a gruff voice Michael would say something was wrong. And then in a tiny voice he would say, 'Don't worry. This is Michael.'
Shenanigans! King of Pop shenanigans!
Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from DavidFinChrist in response to the†Gramps Got Groove post.
Well David, however unrelated your question may be I still think it is an excellent one. Let's delve deeper into your query.
Why are more than one million people following Nick Cannon aka The Media Monster aka Rev Dressy Jackson aka DJ sexyfingerz aka Mr. Ncredible aka General Cornball Wallace aka Mr. Carey aka Skrilla Michael Thomas?
Honestly, I have no idea. This is the type of question that will baffle historians for years to come.
Maybe you can ask Reverend Dressy Jackson himself? And he can use his sexyfingerz to write you an Ncredible response.
If you have any irrelevant comments (or questions), please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.
Nick Cannon is everywhere.
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