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Hey, um, guys. It's like Valentine's Day. Why not have the most romantical person in Hollywood tell you what that means?

The more spot-on her impression of Kristen Stewart gets, the more you'll want to kill her.

[via Stuff, previously: K-Stew Explains Christmas]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

By the way, I love Ricky Martin.

No, seriously. In middle school I broke down crying in the middle of a parking lot when my brother tried to tell me he was gay.

Some of these are spot on. But I never realized how much Al Pacino sounded like the Cookie Monster.

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my cookies!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!

[via BIOTV]

I told my roommate last week that we should make a parody of the "New Year's Eve" trailer with every famous person that's ever been in a romantic comedy. She said yes, let's do "Easter Day". And we laughed a little then went back to doing absolutely nothing.

Way to go, productive guy who bugged my apartment!

Don't steal my idea about the kid who pretends to be a foster child so he can steal from all the rich families that take him in. That one is gold!

[via BWE]

You could replace Beibs with a bum from the streets and their expressions would not change.

[via The Clearly Dope]

The way you search for gold pants is about to change forever.

[via Clearly Dope]

3. Grassroots Efforts Afoot To Move "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" To Pakistan

[Buzzfeed via IMNS]

Shhh! James Franco is acting.

[via Vulture]

Ever have one of those days when you just want to go home?

[via It Makes No Sense]

I don't know who taught Miljenko Parserisas how to be a crazy stalker but it certainly wasn't me. Because I know the best way to get near your favorite celebs is to act like you have no idea who they are.

The first time I met Enrique Iglesias (yes, at this moment I am admitting that Enrique Iglesias is among my favorite celebs), I was all like, "Enrique who? Igalayseeus? Sounds familiar. Are you a singer?" And he was all like, "Yes, we're backstage at my concert. You're holding my concert ticket in your hand." And I was all like, "Yeah. Thought your name rang a bell."

Nailed it. That's how stalk a famous person.

Miljenko, on the other hand, isn't getting within 500 feet of Julia Roberts.

Well, we can't all have an underwear drawer filled with signed guitar picks.

[via BWE]