cell phone

"Can't you just use the paper towels under the sink?"

[via Izismile]

Later a baby cried and he threw the violin at it. Also very entertaining.

[via TIFR]

This doormat is a pretty sweet idea.

Problem is, in this picture, it's facing the wrong way.

Now, instead of a reminder on the way out, it's telling you the three things you're coming back for after you left the house way too fucking high.

[via The Awesomer]

Shame on him for stealing. And extra shame on him for perpetuating a stereotype.

I hope his next fortune cookie is blank!

[via The Daily What]

What makes this even crazier is that Caroline Wozniacki was about to serve match point (you know, to win the match).

My guess is Alizé Cornet's voicemail sounded something like this…

"Oh my god!  Alizé!  I'm so sorry!  That was me.  I'm watching you on TV and I was calling and you had to go turn off your cellphone!  Oh my god!  Ha!  That's actually kind of funny.  …  But anyway, like I said, I'm watching you and you're about to lose, which sucks, or whatever, but on a good note, I was hoping we could grab dinner a little bit earlier because I am star–  Oh, and you just lost.  Awesome.  I'm leaving now.  I'll be there in about 20 minutes.  See ya.  Bye."

[via The Daily What]

According to The Guardian, the devices will be sold in vending machines in nightclubs, pharmacies, and in supermarkets. And they'll only cost a dollar.

Ain't technology grand?

I peed on my Dad's carphone once. Didn't detect any STDs but it did prove to him that I wasn't joking when I said we needed to stop.

[via Blame it on the Voices]

Cats are lazy, thoughtless, aloof animals who only care about eating, sleeping and driving you crazy.

But apparently even cats aren't willing to listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

Keep an eye on his paw.  He's like, Alright, one, stop that, and two, get this thing away from me.

It's almost identical to how I act when my phone wakes me up while I have a hangover.  Good kitty.

[via CollegeHumor]

Yesterday, Apple officially announced the new iPhone 4!

Mashable released some of the product's specs yesterday, featuring amazing changes like:

• 24% thinner than current iPhone
• 4 times the previous iPhone?s pixel density
• Larger battery
• HD video recording, and iMovie for editing video on the iPhone
• Front- and rear-facing cameras for FaceTime, the new video chat app
• iOS will allow for multitasking

But that's not it!  Steve Jobs personally let us in on some more amazing features of the new iPhone 4!

• Holding the handset to your ear helps cure any AIDS concentrated in your head!
• Every hour you spend using the touchscreen interface replicates the esteem-boost of one missed physical encounter with a member of the opposite sex!
• Streaming video of Kevin James' movies on the iPhone 4 will actually make them funny!
• 411 directs you to Steve Jobs' home phone where he will gladly divulge fashion advice and vegetarian cooking tips!  (New Balance sneakers and don't use beef!)
• Fathers who use the iPhone 4 to contact their homosexual sons will feel 15% less shame over previous generation iPhone using fathers!
• As inspired by Chatroulette, a special button on the back of the iPhone 4 brings you one click away from being connected with video footage of a man's penis!
• Pictures taken from the iPhone 4 are digitally enhanced to include you motor-boating Christina Hendricks and then uploaded to a billboard in Times Square!  (Great for both guys and girls!)

So get your iPhone today!!!!!

Or June 15th??  When are they released?  I didn't actually read the article.

While some of us are out smashing iPads with golf clubs, people in other parts of the world can't afford fancy new pieces of technology to smash.

That's why Vodafone has created a cell phone it can sell for under $15.  The idea is to make cell phones affordable in places like India, Turkey and Africa.

Watching (the not particularly exciting) video above, basically these phone just remind me of my first ever cell phone: the Nokia 5110 I got back in 1998 (which I'd be willing to sell you for way less than $15).

So sure, people in Turkey won't be able to use their phones to access the Internet, but I bet they'll love playing Snake!

Snake!!

[via Mashable]

Dezeen reports that some woman (that's her preferred title) invented a cell phone that uses a "bio battery" allowing it to run on Coca-Cola.  Just pour the soft drink in the top and there you go.

But why on Earth would you want a cell phone that receives its charge from a delicious, refreshingly effervescent Coke?  I could be drinking that soda!

I have some inventions for you:

• A laptop that runs on tasty, piping-hot In-N-Out burgers
• An MP3 player that is powered by frosting scraped off the top of Great American Cookies' Cookie Cakes
• A car that runs on Kobe beef steaks, but only if they are properly cooked to perfection by celebrity chef Tom Colicchio

What a breakthrough!  I'm an f'in' genius!!

[via Inhabitat via UniqueDaily]