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"OK, time to go deliver a baby while playing Words With Friends."

[via Acid Cow]

That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

[via Prochan]

"I keep telling you, I haven't seen a bedazzled phone with flowers all over it.  You have the wrong number!  Stop calling me!"

[via yokolovesdiru]

Apparently having to drop a deuce in a urinal can make some people aggro.

[via IAB]

An excited black couple, a nervous white couple, a guy on a cellphone, and Matthew Perry are riding a rollercoaster. Stop me if you've heard this one…

[via TheDW]

"When Parents Text" is a new blog dedicated to the awesome, awkward, and confusing text messages parents send to their kids. I find it hilarious and very relatable.

In fact, just yesterday my mom I had the following text convo about my little brother's arm. (He had been tested for tuberculosis.)

Mom: look at chases left firearm to see if there is a rash let me know

Me: We already looked. He's fine. But he does have an alarming amount of earwax that probably needs to be taken care of

Mom: Saving up to make some candy

Yeah, I can't make that shit up.

[When Parents Text]