centipede

Poor Pinky Pie. Her name has never meant more.

[Daily What via regretsy]

"First we sew their pumpkin pie holes to their assho-lanterns!!"

[via Reddit]

Oh, my bad.  It's not a Human Centipede costume.  She just bought a couple of those new high-tech blow up dolls that eat ass.

[via I Am Bored]

The end of the movie The Human Centipede left a lot of questions unanswered such as "What is wrong with me for having watched that?" and "How am I supposed to live with myself from now on?"

Well, luckily, The Human Centipede 2: (Full Sequence) is scheduled to arrive in American theaters on October 7th to help clear things up.

The trailer above is for the Australian version (Spring down under = Fall here) where the film is being shown unedited.  The movie required a few cuts to pass the censors here in the States and has been banned entirely in the UK which I can only assume means Queen Elizabeth watched it and was not a fan.

Why all the fuss?  Among other things, the sequel reportedly includes a new, super-long 12-person centipede and, of course, sandpaper masturbation.

Spoiler alert: If you're excited about this movie, you have issues.  Serious issues.

[via The Daily What]

Your least favorite movie is now your least favorite flash game!

Someone has combined the classic arcade/Atari game Centipede with the movie The Human Centipede to create Human Centipede: The Game.

Problem is, everyone knows the best part about playing Human Centipede is the sewing of the mouths to the anuses.  This game completely skips over that part!  Lame.