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Hey Steve: Next time, instead of actually buying a chainsaw, maybe just write up a sign that says "No Chainsaws."

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INT. WAREHOUSE – DAY

Chainsaw fight.

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Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.  Thanks for never accidentally cutting off our legs at the Sears portrait studio.

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A lot of lists on the web are basically piles of vomit.  But here's a list that can help you create piles of vomit: Urlesque compiled a bunch of videos that show "31 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener."

Some are pretty practical, like how to open a beer with a CD or a sheet of paper.

And some are not so practical like the one above.

I have my own trick for getting by without a bottle opener: I refuse to drink anything but Coors Light Cold Activated Cans.  That's how I always know when my beer is ice cold.

Which is obviously the way beer is intended to be drank.