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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

What a bunch of Eskihoes.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by C-Lo Taftanaz*.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

*I know who you are, silly goose.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ice Ice Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

Miami girls might be tan, but we got hard nipples 24/7.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Close Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Can you see up my nose? That's where the six million dollars went."

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[photo: Gregg DeGuire/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Slow And Steady

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

I have the blonde version of this lamp but it's nowhere near as bright.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Slow And Steady

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 4:00PM

Rumor has it she's dating the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Hindustan Times/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Triple Threat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 1, 2013 at 12:00PM

In Hollywood, "diversity" means "including a British guy".

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Toitia.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Triple Threat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

World's worst human centipede impression.

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[photo: Kevin Winter/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Teach 'Em Early

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 22, 2013 at 12:00PM

This is how white guys have to find their penises.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Teach 'Em Early

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 18, 2013 at 4:00PM

"And if you look real close, you'll see your future job market."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Be My Valentine

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Should I feel bad for beating my meat to this?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Austin F. Cooper.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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