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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Space Dog

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 4:00PM

"You're not gonna be great at walking on the Moon, Bruno. Try to go #2 now if you can."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Neilson Barnard/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: This Kiss

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Michelle said "you have beautiful eyes", but we don't know what Beyoncé said because she just mouthed the words.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matt Allen.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Fan Favorites: Tommy Chong Vs Salvia Eric

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2013 at 6:00PM

The bad news is, Weed vs Salvia has already been a Fan Favorite. The good news, is that it was a super duper long time ago and I RUN THIS BLOG NOW SO I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

I hope your weekend is the opposite of productive, Mark.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: This Kiss

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Take your hand out of your pants, Mr. President." -Barack's in-ear monitor

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Jewel Samad/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Instagrammy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

Weekend At Tupac's.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Instagrammy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 14, 2013 at 4:00PM

"When he saw an iPhone? Yeah he was shocked. Just stared at it- didn't even blink."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Ben Pruchnie/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: This Looks Like Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 11, 2013 at 12:00PM

It gets intense at Chef Boyardee's family reunion.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Terry Bomar II.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

Sharks don't celebrate Christmas. They're Jawish.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sean Ferl.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Fan Favorites: Puke Guy's Web Redemption

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2012 at 6:00PM

Although I always appreciate a custom touch, I'm gonna be a sweetheart and give you the whole video, Drew. More puke yay!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

If you're a good little boy, you'll get chum AND an Xbox.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Greg Wood/Staff/Getty Images]

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