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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Wig Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 1, 2012 at 4:00PM

The carpet matches the drapes, because the drapes are made of carpet.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Oli Scarff/Staff/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Single File

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 28, 2012 at 12:00PM

Once again, China is taking our Jobs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Fullmer.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Single File

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 24, 2012 at 4:00PM

Thank God the line for heaven has 4G. 

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/Staff/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Hydrangea Helmet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

Golden showers bring May flowers.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by TJ Tarry.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Hydrangea Helmet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

Deflowering Lady Gaga was exactly as complicated as I anticipated.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Nick Harvey/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: BFFs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

Doesn't matter how much you puke. You'll never be prettier than your sister.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Shannon Hildebrant.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: BFFs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2012 at 4:00PM

Instagramming that shit! #nofilter

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Albert L. Ortega/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cart Tricks

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 7, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last time I ask the Whole Foods meat guy for a rack of flaming ribs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Meadows.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cart Tricks

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2012 at 4:00PM

Yeah, but did you get the milk?

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And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Yashoda/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Man On Man

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 31, 2012 at 12:00PM

"No way Nnamdi! The day Lebron wins a championship is the day I smell my own ass while you parade me around the village!"

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Eric 'Bird' Reuveni.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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