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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Don't Mess With Elmo

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 28, 2010 at 6:00PM

You can tickle Elmo but you can't smack him in the giant Elmo eye and you definitely can't charge at him. Because he will throw you headfirst into a glass display case. And then he'll creepily squeal, "Ahahaha! Ahahaha! Again! Again!"

[via dlisted]

Stop Ruining Our Childhoods!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 17, 2010 at 1:00PM

These days, nothing is sacred. Not even the most adorable, innocent creatures from our childhoods.

When I saw this Care Bears sequel, I was livid. How dare you parody a helpless animal with a rainbow belly badge!

Is that Care Bear beheading a stuffed animal? Blasphemy!

I didn't think things could get any worse until I came across this next video. Sure, angry, violent Care Bears are bad. But this ? this is far worse.

Why Claudia? Why?!?

[via FoD, Claudia's MySpace]

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