Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Say what you will about this motel, it's still nicer than the other motels I saw driving into town: "A Cheaper Motel for Setting Up a Temporary Meth Lab with a Deranged Cousin" or "The Cheapest Motel for Getting Murdered by the Town Sociopath."
But the economy is shit right now, so I stayed in the cheaper motel. The continental breakfast had great meth!
[via THD]

Cockeyed just put together an online calculator after studying the cost of all the ingredients people put in sandwiches. It literally breaks down your bag lunch centerpiece into every single layer: type of bread, condiments, meat, cheese… and adds up every single cent, finding your ultimate cost-per-sandwich.
I'm on a budget. I mean, I'm really on a budget. But I am absolutely not going to put my sandwich on a budget. That's just silly. My sandwich doesn't even have any bills to pay.
[via Lifehacker]
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