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Give Yourselves A Pat On The Tits

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 10:00AM

Oh, the drinks are still expensive. But now they buy their clothes at Hot Topic.

[via The Chive]

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cheap

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Cheap Sex Education

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

Sometimes all your questions can be answered by simply looking to something higher.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

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education

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Sex

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Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2012 at 12:00PM

Which side looks cheaper- the left or the right?

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

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woman

Bummer.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 1, 2012 at 5:00PM

Whatever you do, don't get a raise.

[via imgur]

Tags: 

80s

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cheap

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The Cheapest Book You'll Never Buy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 8, 2011 at 5:00PM

I guess I do need something to line my litter box.

[thanks Ted]

Tags: 

band

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In This Economy You Have to Make Sacrifices

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 15, 2011 at 12:00PM

I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Cheap Motel

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 27, 2010 at 11:00AM

Say what you will about this motel, it's still nicer than the other motels I saw driving into town: "A Cheaper Motel for Setting Up a Temporary Meth Lab with a Deranged Cousin" or "The Cheapest Motel for Getting Murdered by the Town Sociopath."

But the economy is shit right now, so I stayed in the cheaper motel.  The continental breakfast had great meth!

[via THD]

Calculate the Price of Your Sandwich

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | October 7, 2009 at 1:00PM

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Cockeyed just put together an online calculator after studying the cost of all the ingredients people put in sandwiches. It literally breaks down your bag lunch centerpiece into every single layer: type of bread, condiments, meat, cheese… and adds up every single cent, finding your ultimate cost-per-sandwich.

I'm on a budget. I mean, I'm really on a budget. But I am absolutely not going to put my sandwich on a budget. That's just silly. My sandwich doesn't even have any bills to pay.

Calculate!

[via Lifehacker]

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