cheating

I hope he wore a cover.

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By "leave them alone", she means make a Youtube video discussing the scandal in such a ridiculous way that it will definitely go viral, just in case other people hadn't heard about it yet.

[via The DW]

I bet he also thinks his dog is smarter than your honor student. Because he's just a dick like that.

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Jen's April Fool's joke was funny until people started calling saying they were relieved she finally found out.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Unlike Luann at the grocery store this morning, the ink on this canvas won't run.

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Last week, The National Enquirer broke the news that To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen had been "caught" himself — cheating on his wife.

Now, The Daily Mail reports that Hansen also engaged in "sexting" during the affair.  And those pics may be coming soon to a computer near you…

"The NBC anchor is said to be terrified that the steamy pictures will be leaked and end up on the internet," writes The Mail.

The Internet has a funny way of handing out karma: You use the Internet to pretend you are an underage girl to bust perverts, so the Internet shows the world a picture of your dong.  It's a delicate but fair balance.

And though the pics haven't leaked yet, descriptions are making the rounds:

"'One of the images shows Chris standing in a hotel room in front of a large mirror. He's wearing only a white bathrobe that's completely open – showing off his entire chest and midsection – with one hand concealing his genitals.'"

Oh god.  Just show us the pics.  They can't be worse than having to use my imagination to conjure up images of a naked Chris Hansen debating which way of holding his junk is most erotic.

At least the good news is that the woman, aged 30, is an adult.  We wouldn't want to make Alanis Morissette's head to explode.

So, what? As soon as you become an adult the Tooth Fairy just doesn't show up anymore? Michael needed you last night! You were supposed to take the evidence! And leave him a damn dollar.

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This is Virginia's version of updating your Facebook status. Also, sad.

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Jesse James broke his silence Tuesday on Nightline where he confessed and apologized for cheating on Sandra Bullock. I was too busy at half-priced bottle of wine night and I'm assuming you were too busy reading this blog to catch the interview.

Luckily, Best Week Ever trimmed the piece down to a 23-second digestible clip. We get all of the judgmental stares and the awkward tension and the fidgety hand gestures and none of the nonsense.

I'd like every interview I ever watch to only last 23 seconds. Besides ones involving the Yo-Yo Prankster. I could watch that guy all day.

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…should have been one sentence.

A date.

When are you going to play golf again?

I'm infinitely more pissed at Tiger Woods for wasting our time than for cheating on his wife.

Tiger, I realize you'll have to be doing a lot more masturbating now that your sex life is essentially over, but all this moral masturbation is just fucking annoying.