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This isn't the first time she's mistaken the back for the front. If you know what I mean. 

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Let him go, he's just not that balls deep into you.

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The other day I was at a nice restaurant (I know, I know, I make too much money) and I bit into a mushroom truffle pizza and pulled a rubber band out of my mouth. Because of that tiny piece of elastic, I got a free pizza, free drinks, and a free dessert.

Moral of the story?

BRING A RUBBER BAND WITH YOU TO NICE DINNERS.

Or, if you're going to IHOP, just bring a hair.

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What I find hardest to believe about this whole bill is that the "#1 Sports Bar in North America" is in Canada.

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I promise I will never forget…

…the day I saw someone tip $9 on a $35 check.  You realize the economy is in the shitter, right?  We gotta tighten our belts!  I think 20% is a perfectly good tip.  Maybe $8 if you're rounding up.  $9 is just making the rest of us look bad.

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