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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

Make New Friends

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Make New Friends

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

Make New Friends

You're not you when you're horny.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Keith Tsuji/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Ah, The Tuesday Special

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 5, 2013 at 2:00PM

"We're out of Kraft Mac and Cheese, but would you accept Mac and Kraft Cheese?"

[via Fail Nation]

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Hungry, Hungry, Hendrix

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

Melted cheese: every stoner's Kryptonite.

[via Acid Cow]

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Girl Got Pasteurized

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2012 at 4:00PM

She really did grow up so fast!

[via Izismile]

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I Think You Have To Add Milk To Make It 'Sauce'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

Anybody got a dollar bill I could roll up?

[via Imgur]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Here's to hoping you have a TV in your bathroom.

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Jobs. I LOVE blow and cheese.

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Ya Gotta Be Wise in the Streets

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 28, 2012 at 12:00PM

Basically if you eat this it will save you from gang violence. Because nobody fucks with crazy people.

Having a hard time believing this is real? The truth hurts.

[via Imgur]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 10, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Most Cheese Balls Fit In Open Mouth" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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