cheeseburger

On the next Maury: "Are your wife and best friend having MORE than just a cookout?"

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Yes, I am morbidly obese, but I'm also on the go.

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First we found out that Pizza Hut UK has Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza and now this!?

WHAT THE EFF, AMERICAN PIZZA HUT? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND BORING?

If I want pizza with pepperonis and cheese, I'm going to go anywhere besides Pizza Hut because it will undoubtedly taste better. But if I'm in the mood for a pizza stuffed with a cheeseburger or a hot dog, I'm lookin' at you, disgusting fast food chain restaurant. And you're dropping the ball.

Make it a double cheeseburger. Add bacon. Do what it takes to get this thing to the States.

[via Eater]

No? Well, then, my friend. Today is the day I change your life!

Just a mere 30 seconds into this clip, people are literally praising God for In-N-Out "animal style" burgers. And then another 30 seconds after that, a woman?who must have either the most boring life ever or the most intense emotions ever? actually cries tears over her burger.

"This should be easy." -Alien who watched this clip that plans on conquering the human race

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Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Huh? in response to the Christmas Lights Video Game.

This cheeseburger rant sounds like something Mark Zuckerberg would say stumbling into a McDonald's drunk at 3 am. If he was British. And he rambled in real life the way he did in the movie.

But woah. Stop talking about the burgers, Mark. And stop changing our profile layouts!

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments, leave them below.

Hammy-B.

Sorry about the cheesy headline.

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BuzzFeed has declared this food item "your new Double Down."

The Footlong Cheeseburger is the brainchild of Carl's Jr., per capita, possibly the worst fast food chain in America, assuming you haven't recently been to any freeway rest stops and encountered a Roy Rogers.  Carl's Jr. are the people that thought acquiring Hardee's was a good idea.  But I digress.

A blogger on Foodbeast not only tried the Footlong Cheeseburger and wrote up his experience, but also created an entire gallery of photos.  It looks like someone took a few terrible Carl's Jr. burgers and tossed them on a Subway bun.  (Subway also being a competitor in the worst restaurant chain battle.)

But I've previously proven I'm willing to eat anything.  I'll be out in California in a few weeks.  If the Internet buzz continues to build on this monstrosity, I'll give it a try.

What do you think?  Puke to the eyes or possible amazing burger breakthrough?

From It Made My Day (dot com), we get the above tidbit.

I hate to play the role of snarky blogger (despite being paid a living wage to do so), but how bad must your day have been for this to "make your day"?

I realize this person is about to eat at McDonald's so he or she (I'm leaning towards "she") doesn't live a life of extravagance and luxury, but seriously, at least you're in the drive thru.  Your car must be running.  That's not too shabby.  You didn't have to walk to McD's in the snow because you could only afford to buy dinner off a dollar menu.

Things looks relatively rosy to me.

Maybe her Internet connection had been down all day and this small interaction was the closest she could come to being a part of her beloved LolCats.

Yes, that could be it.

Or maybe she had just spent the past 6 hours in a sex dungeon.

Also a strong possibility.

[via Reddit]