chicken mcnugget

Rebekah Speights, the woman who discovered the McNugget, said, "I looked down at the McNugget and just started laughing.  I saw this portrait of George Washington staring back at me."

See, you're not the only one who goes to McDonald's high as fuck.

[via BuzzFeed / Sioux City Journal]

Were you in the market to buy a penis-shaped Chicken McNugget? If you were, you're in luck — Ebay's got one!

Oh, internet. Why do you allow us to spend more money while also making us more stupid, and all along the way you grow bigger and stronger?

I want to buy this DcNugget. For no reason other than to have a DcNugget.  You guys understand, right?  You probably want to make a bid on the DcNugget too.  After all, you're reading this blog on the internet about a show on television about the internet; so you must be hooked.

Now all that's left is to find out who's gonna win this DcNugget!  I feel dumber already, but I'm too excited to blow my paycheck on this Chicken Dc to care.

[via Urlesque]