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Just don't put hot sauce on it, or you'll never get your 675th BJ in return.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Hopefully you are all reading this blog post while trying to blow a load.

Jason (aka 'Elliot') and I were glad to be of assistance.

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She may be dating a black dude, but she?s got a white cock on the side.

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"I'm good. Just order me a Diet Pepsi."

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Rebekah Speights, the woman who discovered the McNugget, said, "I looked down at the McNugget and just started laughing.  I saw this portrait of George Washington staring back at me."

See, you're not the only one who goes to McDonald's high as fuck.

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You could replace the word "chickens" with "my fans" and I swear to you, Daniel gave this exact same speech yesterday.

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For the niece you hate.

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According to Daily Mail, 17-year-old Stacey Irvine "has eaten almost nothing else apart from chicken nuggets for 15 years."

"Shocked doctors learned of her habit when [she] collapsed and was taken to hospital after struggling to breathe.  Miss Irvine, who has never eaten fruit or vegetables, had swollen veins in her tongue and was found to have anaemia….  But, despite being warned that she could die if she sticks to her nugget addiction, she still can?t resist the fast food."

Most people would probably blame the parents here.  But keep in mind, these people are of the same genetic makeup of a girl who was dumb enough to eat nothing but chicken nuggets for 15 years.

Let's just chalk the whole thing up to Darwinism working its magic.

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