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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime movie has a trailer. The photo above is a still from it. 
• A man vs a water cannon. Spoiler Alert: water cannon wins.
• Proof of aliens. Okay maybe not proof. I'm not sure. I don't know what they're saying.
• A pastor says it's a sin to drink Starbucks. A sin on your wallet AMIRIGHT?!
• Turtle tank tops! I think they'll need turtle trucker hats next.
• Tan lines on chicks. Mmm I bet they smell like coconut oil.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant. The world yawns.
• A baseball nutshot. Holy balls! That ball hit him in the balls!
• And a town that mails you your dog's poop if you don't pick it up. What's that cost in postage?

[photo via YouTube]

In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

[via Fail Nation]

Which of these toned, fit ladies with a bikini made of chest hair is not like the other?

[via The Chive]

I hope she isn't a vegetarian, 'cause he's 95% pepperoni.

[via Izismile]

It's no more disturbing than his, "Work is for those to dumb to fish!!" bumper sticker.

[via Izismile]

Wait until these ducks discover the Internet. They'll be all like, pocket toy, what?

[via Videogum]

Did you guys know there is a site where you can "Benny Hill-ify" any YouTube video? Just go to this site, enter in a video url and you get something that turns out like this:

They've almost got it down to a tee, but they forgot to add one very important thing: scantily clad women chasing a dude.  

If you're going to get on board with the people who surf on the internet, you gotta have chicks, man.