Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime movie has a trailer. The photo above is a still from it.†
- A man vs a water cannon. Spoiler Alert: water cannon wins.
- Proof of aliens. Okay maybe not proof. I'm not sure. I don't know what they're saying.
- A pastor says it's a sin to drink Starbucks. A sin on your wallet AMIRIGHT?!
- Turtle tank tops! I think they'll need turtle trucker hats next.
- Tan lines on chicks. Mmm I bet they smell like coconut oil.
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant. The world yawns.
- A baseball nutshot.†Holy balls! That ball hit him in the balls!
- And a town that mails you your dog's poop if you don't pick it up. What's that cost in postage?
[photo via YouTube]