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Not Sure A DNA Test Is Necessary, But Okay.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

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So awkward when your husband's black and you pop out a blonde.

…See what I did there?

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Can You Tell Which One's Adopted?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 25, 2013 at 5:00PM

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"Please put me down, in every sense of that phrase."

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Those Things Are Meant For Any Kind Of Bike, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

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What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

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I Must Immortalize This Moment Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

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I look at this statue every time I forget how to fart in a can.

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Okay Ten More Minutes, Then Bedtime

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

I treat my dog like he's my child? Umm, negative. My kid is tied up to a fence outside.

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Excuse Me, Coming Through

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

What's she supposed to do, hold it?

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Seems Legit

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

"That's a quote from my neighbor. He kills kids."

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It's Warm And Everything

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 4:00PM

I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.

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'Is There A Way To Make That Red… Bloodier?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

"The tits look great though."

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Expect More, Pay Less, Get Dragged Around By Grandma

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Yo Gram, can you go past Toys & Games on your way to Giant Underpants?"

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