child endangerment

According to MSNBC, New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil was "arrested after police said she brought her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to suffer burns."

I'm assuming her defense rests on the hope that human laws do not apply to talking bronze statues such as herself.

[via The Daily What]

On The Smoking Gun, we found these two: Arrested for having sex in a car with two young children in the back seat.

If a picture is worth a 1,000 words, these mug shots are worth 11: drunk driving, child endangerment, possession of drug paraphernalia, and public indecency. I'm sure the trailer park misses them dearly. A fun game to play at home is match the charge with the person.  Not as easy as it looks!

For the record, the woman on the left was charged with the first three.  The man on the right pulled in the public indecency.

[via The Smoking Gun]